Australia eh? Best bloody country in the world mate. From the pages of the Sydney Morning Herald: On a wet and windy night, Richard Smart lost his wallet and set of keys on a ramp leading to the Harbour Bridge. A search failed to locate them. Later that night a North Sydney depot bus driver [...]
Arrrr, here be the Radsy haiku and other poetical bilge for the year of our lord 2004. Enjoy, ye swarthy mongrels! James: First, a double dactyl: Higgledy piggledy Blackbeard the Terrible wistfully commented, oozing panache: “Pirating’s all very nostalgialogical; nowadays share-trading’s better for cash.” There’s more just around the headland, laddie – keep yer britches [...]
Ahoy! It be International Talk Like a Pirate Day again, ye poxy landlubbers. Yet again, the scurvy bilge rats of the Radvan clan will be treating the world to a bevy of Pirate Haiku. If ye be particularly lucky, I may see my way clear to treating ye to a piratical double dactyl or two. [...]
On the front page of Metro this morning was the headline “New year walkout threat to tube”. Under normal circumstances this would be a cause for consternation. I felt only a blooming peace and happiness. Why? Because I won’t be here. Suckers.
I have always thought there was something curious about Wild Turkey bourbon. I should point out that, drunk or otherwise, I am not a violent or self-destructive person – I am a happy drunk by all accounts. I have never, other than the two occasions described below, provoked or willingly entered into a fight of [...]
For some reason I just really wanted to talk to Tim tonight. Guess it will happen now and then. Miss you, boss.
Well, I’m totally confused. I have no idea whom to vote for in the upcoming Australian federal election. Not that I can anyway, having been out of the country for more than three years, but that’s beside the point. I reserve the right to give the candidates moral support and/or opposition despite my inability to [...]
I found an interesting site today. The Political Compass measures where you stand on major issues in terms of left/right and authoritarian/libertarian. It’s interesting to see where you come out in relation to many current and former world leaders. I’m not sure how to react to the knowledge that I come out almost exactly halfway [...]
Genius. A group of Uruk Hai encounter Boromir Boromir: “OH FFS, TEAMS!!” Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir Boromir: “****ing campers”
My very first nappy – well, with the help of Mr Pickles. Everything seemed to go smoothly, though he was a bit floppy and didn’t provide much in the way of constructive criticism. I’m sure junior will be much more cooperative.
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